intentionally, fuck off.

Are you ready to intentionally date Allie?

Fucking gag me

Does everything need a phrase?

Also don’t use my name like that

You don’t know me

And if you do,

come correct grammatically

Yes that is what I want

but without the pageantry

Just purchased

a non-alcoholic spirit

Sober curious?

Maybe I should move to LA

Join a yoga sex cult

Find my tribe

Be moved by the rhythm

of the ocean

It’s all vibes

Unblock my third eye

before the syringe slides in

Every 4-6 months

A date I’ve committed to

since seeing a photo

another man took of me

POV

I looked so angry

doing a job just to please

Try to make it tasteful, Doc

Not full freeze

I need to feign interest

in a guy I’ve never

experienced in 3D

Whose words already cause cringe

Gotta give people a chance

like I hope they give me

So I can say at least

I was intentional

in trying not to be

lonely

Oh I’m ready, babe

When are you free?