stories. short and long.
my weekend with woke mind virus guy.
my eggs are dying.
the urge to have kids is like a fart.
or so i'm told.
someone sage me.
a whisper to the divine.
i will dye my greys until eternity.
martha stewart.
cardone zone is fucking up the ozone.
mr. lead singer.
america needs a root canal.
a restaurant review.
your finest copper, please.
intentionally, fuck off.
we’re all creeps.
everybody needs a hobby.
don’t be a cunt.
hgtv I need a reno.
uncle wiggly.
timing is a motherfucker.
sharpening into a lone star.
tikka masala enchiladas.
that's amore.
you only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow.
this opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo.
all I did was sit on a couch.
please don’t call security.
the breeze doesn't always feel good.
only love beats butter.
home on the dirty.
are spirits still invested in their ralph lauren?
we’re all unraveling here.
is anyone hiring?
